My all time best story took place in my 3rd year of teaching. I was in Kindergarten at that time. It just so happened to be a day when I was being observed by my Assistant Principal. I was teaching the letter "N", and I was showing kids cards that begin with the letter "N". Pretty basic beginning of the year stuff. I held up a card of a walnut and said "N...nnnnnut", and then all of the sudden this very sweet, but very unfiltered little boy named Ralphie shouts out, "HAHAHA.... NUTS!!! Like the two that are attached to your wiener!!!!" I almost peed in my pants and died on the spot, but I kept my composure and gave Ralphie a gentle reminder of remembering to raise his hand, and to only talk about things that are appropriate. Fortunately, my A.P. had a great sense of humor, and thought that was one of the best things she had ever heard from a Kindergartner. Gotta love the little ones!!
Oh, the memories!!!